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Metropolis Citizen
Apr 21, 2023
Metro Daily News: NFT world rocked by new craze for ART
‘Bot R0ss’ is a bit of an anachronism- the Omistu Cyber-test Series 5 droid found a love for the all but forgotten ancient craft of...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 19, 2023
Metro Daily News CLASSIFIEDS
Lost: Leather briefcase containing items of extreme sentimental value only. If found return to locker C0123 at Pole Station in the next -...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 18, 2023
Metro Daily News: A LETTER TO THE EDITOR
I write in protest of proposed "regulations" on the Metropolitan UnderNet, specifically the scanning and exclusion of certain artificial...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 18, 2023
Metro Daily News: New Developments: Supernatural Intelligence Bureau Uncovers Skeletons in Elevator
In a shocking turn of events, agents from the Supernatural Intelligence Bureau have discovered a group of skeletons inside an elevator...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 15, 2023
Breaking News: Elevator Mystery Baffles Supernatural Intelligence Bureau
Reports have been flooding in from all over Metropolis about a bizarre phenomenon occurring in elevator rides. Passengers entering an...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 13, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: “A Scientific Breakthrough! A Quantum Cyberbrain is invented!”
Just when we thought all of the greatest minds of this century had left offworld, we got word that a scientific breakthrough occurred...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 12, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "Paranormal Investigation Agency Fronted by Cut-Price Supermarket Chain"
A recent News24 investigative report has revealed that Hardly Dented, a cut-price supermarket chain specializing in peas, carrots, and...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 10, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "Mysterious Power Surges in Neon District: Blackout or Art?"
Metropolis' Neon District is experiencing a series of unexplained power surges, resulting in brief blackouts and an uptick in energy...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 4, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "FloraHex Virus Crisis: Unexpected Country Music Solution"
In a remarkable turn of events, Metropolis scientists have discovered a solution to the ongoing FloraHex virus crisis that has plagued...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 3, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: Attention Metropolis Citizens!
In our neon-drenched cityscape, the City AI Council has issued an urgent warning regarding the FloraHex virus. As we navigate the...

Metropolis Citizen
Apr 3, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "Friends, Co-workers, and AI Council Members Duplicated by FloraHex Virus"
In an alarming development, Metropolis citizens have reported increasing instances of friends, co-workers, and even high-ranking AI...

Metropolis Citizen
Mar 31, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "Wife Claims Husband Replaced by Holographic Plant, Prefers New Companion"
The FloraHex virus saga has taken another unexpected and downright bizarre turn, as a Metropolis woman claims her husband has been...

Metropolis Citizen
Mar 29, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "Holographic Houseplants Mimic Household Items and Serenade Residents"
The perplexing FloraHex virus has taken yet another unexpected turn, leaving Metropolis residents both baffled and oddly entertained....

Metropolis Citizen
Mar 29, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "FloraHex Mystery Deepens: Virus Sending Signals to Space, Aliens Suspected"
The enigmatic FloraHex virus, which has been wreaking havoc on Metropolis' holographic greenery, has taken an even more bizarre turn....

Metropolis Citizen
Mar 29, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: "Holo Plant Hacking Conspiracy Grows: Virus Hack Unearthed"
In a shocking turn of events, investigators have discovered that the recent holographic plant hacking incident in the Quantum Heights...

Metropolis Citizen
Mar 28, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: Bizarre Crime Leaves Authorities Puzzled
A perplexing crime took place last night in the neon-drenched residential neighborhood of Quantum Heights. Residents awoke to find that...

Metropolis Citizen
Mar 28, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: Aether Park Unveils New Zero-G Skating Rink: A Gravity-Defying Experience
This weekend, Aether Park, Metropolis' premier recreational space for artificial lifeforms and humans alike, is excited to unveil its...

Metropolis Citizen
Mar 28, 2023
Metropolis Daily News: Unfortunate Mix-Up at Robo-Restaurant - The Soup That Wasn't Soup
An unforgettable evening unfolded last night at the popular Robo-Restaurant, Mechani-Meals, when patrons found themselves caught in a...

Metropolis Citizen
Feb 21, 2022
Metropolis Daily News: Bizarre Crime Scene: Artificial Zoo Animals Stolen, Replaced with Balloons
In a perplexing turn of events, Metropolis law enforcement is investigating a bizarre crime that occurred last night at the Metropolis...
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